Ere maties what is dis hobo doin?

righti maties i go a little stinker er en no not be wenstley dale cause ya see I have this stinky cheese cause some little cheeser gated me sushi together anyway mate long story so dis hobo keeps saying er dont ya wish ya girlfriend was mushy like me peas i sais nay mate what ya doin with me sausage i fink he got it from asda or somefing so do u fink I sould av some hobo cheese or what wenstleydale or cheeder cheers? He looks like dat zac efrony if dat any help with dis question...